*!!!News Flash!!!*
Portland, Maine will soon play host to a delightfully urban clothing outfitter. That's right, ladies and gents, Middle Street in Portland's Old Port will soon gain some much needed shopping punch with Urban Outfitters! Opening later this year. Soon every area teen will be spotted wearing "Kanye West shades," Grandpa cardigans and Levi's so tight certain appendages will need to be amputated due to gangrene (lack of circulation is serious issue peeps!) Portland rejoice. We are finally a big boy city.
(Took long enough, didn't it?)
-The Novice Fork
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